People think dreams aren’t real just because they aren’t made of matter, of particles. Dreams are real. But they are made of viewpoints, of images, of memories and puns and lost hopes.Neil Gaiman (via deathnoteoflove)
In truth, you like the pain. You like it because you believe you deserve it.(via notdeanna)
a customer carrying a plastic bag walked up to me.
"This lettuce tastes really weird," he said.
"Oh?" I replied "Is it rotten?"
"No, it looks fine. It just tastes really, really weird. Here—" He reached in the bag and pulled out a cabbage.
"Sir," I said, "I don’t even know where to begin."